captaincatwoman:

disneygirlwithablog:

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH

Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

ill-be-the-sky:

pizza-drunk:

stuck-here-on-this-island:

I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT

“It’s for Valentine’s Day”

I REPLIED

“You must be lonely?”

THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.

Oh god it’s going around again

One of my best friends, ladies and gents.

phoenix-fires:

thefatcorgionyx:

sukish:

jesseboogie:

Worlds largest mozzarella stick!

stick it up my ass

that is not the intended use sir

reblogging for the comments

phoenix-fires:

thefatcorgionyx:

sukish:

jesseboogie:

Worlds largest mozzarella stick!

stick it up my ass

that is not the intended use sir

reblogging for the comments

sluttyoliveoil:

is this sims

sluttyoliveoil:

is this sims

odair-hofferson:

"Leave the saving of the world to the men?

I don’t think so…”

epikalia:

mothafuckingbreadcrumbs:

sielless:

missdontcare-x:

Kristen “Loki” Stewart & Jennifer “Thor” Lawrence

This is so hot I can’t cope

I actually really like this

Yes yes yes

Oh holy hell. I want this so much.

brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

wdwmanda:

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

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When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

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THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

you’re first few minutes of Supernatural dead….

whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website